Sunday, 31 May 2009
Sick Bay 2009, Part 9
Sick Bay 2009, Part 8
Sick Bay 2009, Part 7
Sick Bay 2009, Part 5
Sick Bay 2009, Part 4
Sick Bay 2009, Part 2
And also for your Jason Vorhees, horror movie, knives slashing sound effects. Am I supposed to be scared? Why do you want to scare me AND make me cry? Stupid Animal Planet.
Maybe I can find an episode of some makeover show involving a disaster struck fat single mom with two kids (one in a wheel chair, of course) who lose their house to a tsunami but find love and weight loss through a make over and feng shui?
Sick Bay 2009, Part 1
This morning, I was up at dawn. I had had this crazy dream that I was in charge of the physical education program for a school run by the mob and had to make a cake for the Mob Boss who was also my lover. I had to steal cake batter in the middle of the night. And Shaun Francis was in it. Weird. Needless to say- gargle, tea, Chloroseptic and two Strepsils later... I was back in bed with Maria Mena and Klondike on the iPod counting the minutes. (The minutes until the antibiotics kicked in- still counting, btw).
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Thursday, 28 May 2009
I am a Packaging Whore
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
A Giveaway!!
*What? You want some Thin Mints? Click on the the Jumping in the Rain Puddles of Life link to the right to see how!
Monday, 25 May 2009
Saturday, 23 May 2009
Friday, 22 May 2009
Wow.
Scary and Inspiring? Seems so. (see Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada)
Slender? Like a pale, starving African but without the paunch.
Out of Line? Well when you weigh the same as the average 8 year old- who doesn't look like a house? Obviously- I am a 12 bedroom mansion but when runway models are 3 floor townhouses- I say "come on over, my house is fabUlous and has cookies, bitch!"
"I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses."
-Anna Wintour, editor of Vogue, on the prevalence of obesity in the U.S.
Thank You, Owners of the BFG Apartment Building!
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Good Thang Quatro!
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Good Thang The Third!
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
Out of The Mouths of Babes!
And the Lord* Said....
Kick it Hosta!
Monday, 18 May 2009
Another Good Thang
En Vogue back together. I don't mean to "date" myself but... I remember watching this episode of Arsenio Hall in high school. And of course, I saw En Vogue open for Vanilla Ice (who was opening for MC Hammer) in 1990. Just saying... These four women singing together again? That's a VERY Good Thang.
Sunday, 17 May 2009
Good Thang.
Saturday, 16 May 2009
Zombie Ants???
Friday, 15 May 2009
What? Potential Swine Flu isn't enough...
Dying Baby Bird
Dear Big Guy- This may kill me. Enough. Maybe tomorrow I will feel stronger. But for now? Enough. love, jenn
Swine Flu? Check Yes or No.
OK, not looking good, people. I gots it all except the runny nose. No diarrhea or vomiting either. Will keep you posted. Have called Dr. Eunice. She will make it better. This is all shades of wrong. I need a nap. Clucking Swine Flu.
Fever.
I am feeling better this morning but last night was not pretty. I went to bed with a 101 fever (finally got out the thermometer) and spent the night cursing my pillow for not having a "cool spot". That's how much heat my head was giving off. Yikes.
Maybe I got the bird flu??
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Recap. Housewives. New Jersey.
And then there were three...
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
"Evidently, it's a bright, shiny vagina."
The title is a quote from Book 4... Thicker Than Water
and who doesn't love a bright, shiny vagina?