Wednesday 30 June 2010

A Tale of OWWWW!

So, last week- I had a headache. Not a normal headache but a never ending, throbbing, headache that left me holding my head for 6 days. I actually went to the doctor!! I never go to the doctor. But this 6 day headache was weird and really painful, so off I trotted. Doc said sinus infection! I pointed out that I had had sinus infections and they never felt like this. She said, "sinus infection". I pointed out that my right eye looked funny. She said, "nope. sinus infection." I pointed out that it really, really hurt. "sinus infection". And she gave me my antibiotics and told me to hit the road. Which I did, literally- as the kids, Ripley and me left for the Hamptons the next morning. The headache came, too. Only now- my eye was redder and I had some weird bump/rash like spots along my hair line. (driving not my best choice but hey...)

By Saturday- I had convinced myself that I had a sinus infection (as told), a stye in my eye and poison ivy. I know, I know. Poison ivy on your head?! But I had just read an article about how dogs can roll in poison plants and not be affected but transfer it and since I was holding my own head a lot due to the sinus infection pain- I had convinced myself it was the ivy! I told the woman at the walk-in clinic in the Hamptons that on Saturday. She said, "hmmmm... it may be shingles." SHINGLES?!?! Who the hell gets shingles? Didn't that go the way of scurvy? The doc wasn't sure, however, so she sent me home with a warning to keep a watch on it and if there was any change- go to the ER. She actually pulled out a dermatology textbook and said... "if you wake up looking like this, go to the ER." (I didn't put the pic cuz it's gross- but click and you will see why I thought that if I was to wake up like that, the kids could kill me!)

Sunday morning- I woke up in such pain. Headache even worse, eye on fire, pain, pain, pain. And so I called Dr. Eunice who pointed out that I would race Ripley to the vet under the same circumstances. With that point made, I took myself to the ER. It's shingles. I have shingles. Did you know shingles on your eye can cause blindness? Me neither. Luckily, I have them on my eyelid but not on the cornea. I have seen more doctors in the last week than I have in the last year. I am still supposed to go to the neurologist. I have to go back to the eye specialist in a couple weeks to double check my vision wasn't affected. In the meantime- this is the most painful experience ever. It feels like my brain is trying to birth something big through my ear. The heat hurts. My hair touching my head hurts. The pup's barking hurts. IT ALL HURTS!! And it turns out- that's the way it is going to be for a couple of weeks. A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

As I understand it, anyone who has had chicken pox can get shingles. It's the same virus. It's been chilling in your system waiting for a weakness in your immune system to wake up and kick your ass. It attacks a nerve of it's choice and follows that nerve to it's end- where it kicks out a blister-y rash that is really pretty and really painful. But the pain continues to fire the nerve up. Chicken Pox with a Vengeance. And it normally lasts three to five weeks. THREE TO FIVE WEEKS. But there can be complications that last for months or even years. Swell.

So, that's my tale. I know that dogs often resemble their owners in look or behavior... but in immune system issues? Insane. Insane in the membrane. In pain in the brain. OWWWWW.

Friday 25 June 2010

Hamptons Flora: 2Grand10 (Again)


Here in the Hamptons, this counts as "weeds". I, of course, beg to differ!

Wednesday 23 June 2010

Is That The Hand That Feeds Me? I'll Bite...

So, Nannyland has offered me a lot of opportunities that I wouldn't normally have had! We were tripping down memory lane the other day and found these fine pre-blog pics of the time we were in the Keys and got to swim with dolphins! It was exactly 4 years ago in March, actually 'cause I was there when my sweet, sweet nephew was born! It was AWESOME! AWESOME!

I am sure you can tell by that ginormous grin that I fell a little in love! That being said, Jay- who was just 9 at the time- did NOT! Though a strong swimmer, being in this lake and having the dolphins just appear from beneath you (you felt them before you saw them- such power!) was not his cup of tea. He did not swim out for hugs and kisses. As you can see from the next pic- even holding onto the dock had him scrambling like a spider monkey onto my back when Twister swam by!
But we were given the option to "ride" the dolphins. We were to swim to the middle and hold out one arm. the dolphin would swim over, slowing down enough to allow you to grab their dorsal fins and be pulled along for a ride! I couldn't wait!! Both older kids went. Mom went. Dad went. Jay was TERRIFIED! The trainers offered him the option of going piggyback with one of the adults! Everyone looked at Dad, of course. Dad looked at me. Jay was already climbing on. Well, I thought... OK! I wanted him to have the opportunity and I love him and if it was me that he was most comfortable with- well, that's my job! PLUS- we got to have TWO dolphins pull us as there were two of us! WOOO HOOO!

Jay was thrilled for two seconds. But then- he was scared. And then as the dolphins picked up speed, really scared!
And as the dolphins swam, water was kicked up. Jay was choking me. And as I can't choke properly while being held under running water - I thought I was going to die.
And I don't wanna seem ungrateful cause I jumped at the chance to jump in with the dolphins but I wasn't counting on the near drowning and all I could think was.... this job is NUTS!
But then, so am I so there's that...

Hamptons Flora: 2Grand10



I like my scallions like I like my onions... in pictures!

Monday 21 June 2010

On Friday...

...we rented an inflatable Jousting Ring in Nannyland to celebrate the last day of school for Jay and 19 of his closest 13/14 year old friends!

I took pictures and made sure no one died. Jay, not really into jousting, played dead.

It was a funny day!

Friday 18 June 2010

Thursday 17 June 2010

Things We See On The Street: Part Uno

On our walks, Ripley and I encounter all sorts of things- other dogs, snacks, old Greek people... but sometimes, we see funny things just laying around! For a couple days running... the message was clearly LOVE!


And then this morning... we got a new message!
Wax? Incognito time?
You have no idea how much I wanted to try and place it on Ripley for comic effect!
But I also didn't wanna touch it- I mean, who knows where that
moustache cut out sticker thing has been?

Sunday 13 June 2010

And so, here we are....

Dear Ripley,

I can't believe you have been here for six whole months. I also kinda can't believe I am writing you a letter when I never let you use the computer. So I guess this is more for me. (Then again, all the cooking done in this house for the last month has been for you so... there's that)

You have changed everything. Everything. And for all the scary, crazy, expensive, annoying, joyous moments- I thank you. When you cuddle in or make me laugh or give me a reason to stay home or get out and walk- I feel like I can't love you more. But then two seconds later- I DO!! You are just plain delicious. And I am so, so, so happy we have each other! You complete me.

love,
your Mama

ps... Ripley would like to add the following: "yOu COmpLeTe mE? rEaLly! I nEeD a TreAt juSt fOr bEiNg tHe otHeR hAlF of ThAT. xOXo"


Saturday 12 June 2010

Exactly 6 Months Ago TODAY...

...I took a little trip...
There was cupcakes!! (in the world's most adorable individual display cases!)
There was an autobiography!! (hee hee)
There was learning opportunities!! (who WAS Benjamin Berry?)

Oh, yeah... and I met this tiny little furball!! (who would change my whole life!)
And though I had to leave her that day....
I could barely breathe for waiting to get back to her!!

...what a trip it has been...

Friday 11 June 2010

Go Mets!

I almost wore the SAME thing to the Yankees game on Memorial Day... Me & Gaga- like twins!

I also flipped off the paparazzi. Uncanny!

(Story here)

Tuesday 8 June 2010

Beg, Biscuits, Beg!!

Ads Were Funny!

WTF?!

The liveliest EVER! I want it.

Is that asparagus on your plate or are you just happy to see me?

Ads from 1931/1932 (Women's Mags)
I found them here

Monday 7 June 2010

What a Weekend!

Nick kicked some (b)ass (guitar) in a teen musical in the hottest theatre ever...

...Jay got dunked by his cheatin' sister and then several other family members in his role as Awesome Lil' Bro...
...Annalee had a ridiculously successful, sassy Sweet 16...
...and then Ripley and I had a much deserved lazy, lazy day!!

Friday 4 June 2010

OOOOH!


...with more to come!!...

Wednesday 2 June 2010

Sneaking In One More From the 'Rents Big Day...

...I just adore this pic of my Mama and my Nona...

Several Moons Ago Today....

My Ma & Pa tied the knot!!
Happy Anniversary to my beautiful, wonderful, crazy parents!!

Tuesday 1 June 2010

Our Newest Addition to DogLand at the BFG Apartment!

Are you always on the lookout for a storage solution? Do you also need a bed your dog will love? Well... Have we got news for you! My winter clothes needed to be put away for summer- Ripley needed a bed she could stretch out and smoosh in- and I wanted one that was cute! Enter Muttropolis.com. First, you get a net pillow case....

...then you choose the cover you like the best! They are washable and super thick for any accidents!
...then you stuff the net case with well, whatever!! I chose my winter clothes. Stuff it until it is as full or not full as you like! Also, a brief tug-of-war with your puppy is always a good idea!
then you put the cover over the stuffed netting...
...and voila!
molly mutt makes a fine, fine bed! I may even store pots and pans in it so I can use my oven!
need further proof it's a good buy? night, night Ripley!