Sunday 2 September 2007

Sure... The day I DON'T go to Rockaway Beach!

Ok, truth be told, I never go to Rockaway Beach. That's why God made the Hamptons. (How "posh" is that statement?) Anyway, a shark was seen swimming yesterday towards the shore, no less! And then today was found dead on the sands. My heart goes out to the shark's family.
Then again, if the sharks can't live in the water off the coast of Queens, why should we swim in it?? That shark beached itself rather than stay there!! I did go to Rockaway Beach once (almost 10 years ago now) and after tiptoe-ing around used diapers and chicken wing bones- we called it a day! Clearly though, Dot has other questions as to the what the hells of it all..... "A tornado hit Brooklyn, there's floods in Queens, and now all of a sudden there's sharks in Rockaway. It's very odd," said beachgoer Dot Di Lorenzos! It was a thresher shark, by the way. They are terribly passive. You know, if any shark truly is passive.

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