Monday, 20 July 2009

Ummmm, huh.

I have a huge family. Italian on my Mother's side. Huge. A billion cousins. And one, who shall remain nameless, has taken to texting me when she is bored.
She is between the ages 8 and 12. She will remain nameless here.
Today, she texted me the following....
"If u had a life u would be married if u didn't have a life u would be living in trash and if your married u will have a life see how that works for me"
This was in response to my explaining that I couldn't text her back immediately as I had a life. I can't even imagine what bedtime stories are like in their house. They are all set in 1862.

1 comment:

Sans Pantaloons said...

Innocence, dogma and technology.

It's like the fire triangle, take one away and they all fall down.