Amen.

I got these last night and just laughed and laughed... Enjoy!

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church

ladies with typewriters... These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS)

actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced

in church services:

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving

obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the

help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the

church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'

Come early and listen to our choir practice

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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of

several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.

Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased

person you want remembered.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and

gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may

be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across

from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies

are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church

basement Friday at 7 PM.. The congregation is invited to attend this

tragedy.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.

Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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...and my personal fave...

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.

Please use the back door.

thanks for sharing, Roo!

I have always known the Big Guy has a sense of humor- I oft feel like his favorite sitcom, so I think there were some giggles Upstairs on these Sundays!