...TV is. I haven't watched a lot of The Colbert Report but last night he had a segment called "Threatdown" and the Top 5 Threat was Albatrosses. He had me right there but it turns out, in Hawaii, albatrosses have been living in female/female pairs. Raising babies, grooming, hunting, etc together like lesbian birds! Whoever wrote the segment last night is my new Idol! And I quote... I can't have these "albat-resbians" begin to "flaunt their Sappho Avian agenda on America soil! We can't have our baby sea birds growing up to be Indigo Gulls!" Genius!
Watch it at www.comedycentral.com
Sappho Aian Agenda! GENIUS!
I think the Indigo Gulls could have some big hits...
Gull-alelo? Least Compli-eggcated?
Chickenman?
Hee Hee
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