Top 10 Reasons He Did It:
10) He no longer had Faith
9) He was going to Fast, Love
8) Careless or otherwise, when you Whisper into your mobile you can't focus on where the road ends and the shop begins
7) There was a Monkey on his back and who can drive like that?
6) Aretha was Waiting For him
5) He went Go Go before he had time to Wake Up
4) He really wanted a Malteaster bunny and thought he needed to Try One More shop
3) He was a little too busy putting a tiny hand on his Father Figure
2) Last Christmas, he gave the owner of the shop his heart and he is still pissed
and the number one reason George Michael crashed his car into a shop?
1) Despite Praying For Time, his Patience was at an end... What did he want?
FREEEEDOM!
(pretty Amazing, no?!)
(Clearly, I am tired of shingles and at the end of my rope...
Oh, Lisa Stansfield- These Are the Days of My Life!)
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