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Monday, 3 November 2008

Two Things I Learned in Today's...

...AM New York!
(a very knowledge filled paper, btw)
1) Happy Birthday, Ivan Drago! Umm, go Russia!
2) A woman in Grosse Pointe Farms, Mich refused to give candy to "Obama Supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters" on Halloween. She had a sign on her lawn. She's gross.
I call for a separation of Halloween and State! Good Lord... Now pass the Stoli, Dolph!