Monday, 31 May 2010

Happy Memorial Day!

A long time ago, an old friend of the family signed up for the army. I sent his very concerned, very proud, very concerned parents a card that said, "Breathe. And know that my parents will never have a chance to understand how you feel!" It was meant to be funny but it was also true. In no universe would I ever join an armed force. My bro? Nope. We don't come from a military family. Frankly, I don't have the stamina. Fight for a loved one in danger? Yep. Drop and give you 20? Hell no. Rumor has it, my Uncle Roger wanted to sign up at one point but had asthma.
My Grandfather was in the war but long before I came along.
Still... how handsome does he look in his uniform?

my grandparents, circa 1941

Like most folks, I think, especially those who don't come from a military family- Memorial Day has become a day off. The close of Fleet Week. A day of good sales. The day you FINALLY get to those pesky errands and the bank/post office is closed. I, myself, am off to the Yankees Game. (Not for the baseball- for the company and the beer!) Which I could say is the great American pastime and thus patriotic, blah, blah, blah but it is just the day Devonne had free tickets. And then this morning, I saw this picture....


And I was suddenly incredibly thankful not only to the men and women who serve but to those who wait and who lose. My parents came home every night. The first time we had a babysitter in the house- it was me, I think. Every night. But so many Dads & Moms are putting kids to bed while worrying about their partner in Iraq. Moms & Dads are going to bed and worrying about their sons and daughters in Afghanistan. Lovers are not going to bed because they are too busy worrying. There is so much for those of us without that worry to be grateful for. And I am. Thank you. So, regardless if you are getting an air conditioner at 25% off or got to the post office and were thwarted or are admiring a sailor in uniform at a bar in Hells Kitchen or are raising a $12 PBR after singing the National Anthem at a Yankees Game-
take a second and be grateful for all of it.
Now.... Play Ball!

Sunday, 30 May 2010

Here's A Story...

...of one friggin' cute baby!

Saturday, 29 May 2010

Ripley Surveys The Land

...and is currently wondering (as she snoozes on the tile floor- her choice but I am assuming she is dreaming of lush, manicured lawns)... why the hell aren't we still there?
The Hamptons, May 2010

Friday, 28 May 2010

I Cupcake Athea!

Look at the stylish way my niece has made this t-shirt her own! And the accessories? Unique, sassy- she is ready for a cold front or to do a sock puppet show....
She's the bees knees!!

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

The Top 5 Reasons

I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!

#5) This is a pic of me, my bro and my beautiful Nona. I don't really need another reason but....

#4) This pic is circa 1976...Jeff's lapels,
my dress (don't think I don't wish I still had one just like it!!),
the furniture (is that a lime green beanbag in the foreground, you ask? Why yes- I believe it was!), the whole 70s of it all!

#3) That I can still remember how I felt in my Grandparents home and
that makes me feel very blessed!

#2) Jeff has a piece of sporting equipment in hand. We always seemed to have sporting equipment in hand... football helmet, hockey stick, shin guards- sometimes all at once! My 6 uncles can make a sporting event out of ANYTHING

and the number 1 reason I love this particular pic???

#1) My Nona is trying to get Jeff to talk into a microphone. I can't imagine where that tape is or what he was saying but take note of MY FACE!!!
And the fact that my Nona is holding my hand in such a way that indicates
I may have been reaching for said microphone!
Clearly, none too pleased that Jeff was getting mic time!
Some things NEVER change!

I LOVE IT!!

Monday, 24 May 2010

Inspired By The Neighbors!

I planted some peonies of my own!
It bloomed really fast actually
but here it is even faster!!

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Cutting the Grass

Literally!
(these are 10in scissors, btw... and currently, we gots three grass rounds!)

Ripley likes her grass the way it is!! No scissors allowed!

Newly Planted Patio 2Grand10

Friday, 21 May 2010

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Screw The Wedding...

I want this glorious cake for my birthday!!

Ruthys Bakery, Chelsea
Baker of A's Sweet 16 cake-to-be!!

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Stop and Smell The... WAIT?!

patio on 26th. watering is sooo last year.

Stop and Smell The... (part 2)


peonies on 24th street

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

A Gift From Jenny!

Loving its new summer home!

Ripley's BFF Dexter!

Dexter is Ripley's BFF. They LOVE each other. A LOT. Dexter also loves me which Ripley does NOT love. But we make it work. Dexter likes to come over cause he likes to chase the tennis balls that Ripley can care less about!
Dexter is a Shiba Inu. It's a crazy Japanese dog. But when I do his voice he is never Japanese. He's usually British. Terribly posh. Ripley is usually a foul-mouthed, demanding sassy britches.
Dexter is a good share-er. This is him offering the ball to Ripley.
"Would you like a play with my ball, dahling?"
"Bite me. Now get out of my bush."
They were made for each other.

The CUTEness is RIGHT HERE, MoFos!

Chillin' with Baby John!

YAHOOOO!

After much hemming and hawing (and not wanting to dig a hole) I decided enough was enough. This view from my patio table sucks! Sure, the pup is cute but the rest of it? LAME-O!

And so, I bought a tree!!
(When I say "I", I mean "my landlords, the dirty tree chopping authorizers")
It's an ornamental plum- named for the leaf/blossom color not that fact that I will soon be a plum farmer! Not that I don't like plums but seeing as I (again with the "I") paid someone to plant said ornamental... it's the farming part of plum farmer that gets me!
Clearly, someone else is happy we have a new tree!
YAHOOOO!!

Monday, 17 May 2010

Things I Didn't Buy That Made Me Pause...

I am sure Floyd and Penne made a fine manual... I just don't do as much "clown work" anymore.
Although this was at PetCo- I just wasn't sure which one of us this was for...

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Oh, Come ON!

That's just half a loaf of bread, people! What bird is that for? A condor?
I almost went back and left a stick of butter...
RIDICULOUS!

Friday, 14 May 2010

Things You Never Knew You Wanted: Summer Edition!

The Ham Dogger
Make a hamburger with a "hot dog" twist- even stuff it!
(so many jokes, so few appropriate)
Only $7.95

The Garden Groom Midi
Trimming your hedges has never been easier!
No exposed blade to accidentally cut the cord!
(is that a big problem for hedge trimmers?)
Only $99.95

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Stupid Grass.

You know how the grass is always greener where you are not? Or how all winter, everyone in NYC wants it to be summer so you can walk to the train sans a million layers and then summer hits and you are sweaty and disgusting and it smells and you just want it to be winter again?

That's about where Ripley and I are standing. For weeks now, I have wanted nothing but my normal, peppy, kooky puppy! And now that I have had her for several walks... I would like us to be on the other side of the fence. Not the sick side, I don't wanna go back to winter- I just want spring, maybe. A different patch of grass, perhaps.

Because walks have become TUGS! I continue to want to blame the steroid driven hunger but maybe it's time to get a little tough. Ripley now thinks tugs are an all-she-can-eat buffet. It doesn't help that apparently everyone in my neighborhood has forgotten how to use a garbage can. And Ripley is constantly on the hunt for goodies! I find myself shouting a running dialogue of: "NO! Leave it." and "NO! That's for the birdies." and "NO! Seriously, Ripley, I am going to punch you in the face." Sure, she does her business but Lordy- bread crusts, animal crackers, greasy napkins, q-tips, banana peels, mystery bits.... it is a constant tug-of-war for one of us- her to get to or me to pull her away! AAARRGGHHH!!

So, I am happy that my girl is getting her Prancy Pants back in her step. Her energy, her kookiness, her strength but I think it's time to crack the whip, close the buffet and make it work! The tug stops here! Fingers crossed, anyway....

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Found & Recreated?

Look at these super cute pics I found of Ripley during her second week home!
I took them with iPhotoBooth on ye olde Mac...

I tried to get one today for size comparison sake and 400 tries later... this is the best we got!
A little bigger, huh? Hee Hee!!

If Only The Weather Would Cooperate...

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Takin U Back: 1995

TONIGHT!
Caffe Del Mare
89 MacDougal
(corner of Bleeker)
NYC
$10
hosted by Robb Leigh Davis & Me!

A variety show celebrating all things '95...
Montell Jordan, Seven, OJ, Waterfalls, the end of Love Connection, the introduction of blue M&Ms and FREEEEEDOM (Braveheart style)!

You know you wanna go back!

Monday, 10 May 2010

For Annie...

...one little good luck visitor to the Patio...

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Betty White...



...you had me at your muffin!
(if you didn't watch or tape or hulu...
DO!
Betty White hosting SNL May 8, 2010
...funniest thing to happen to SNL in years!)

Happy Mother's Day!


To all you Mothers.... especially mine!

Saturday, 8 May 2010

If Ripley Could Talk...

"enough with the friggin' snails! now fetch me a snack!"

More Snail-icious Shots...

"Catch Up!"

"Following the Paper Trail"

"Broken Home"

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

BUY THESE!


But only if you won't feel guilty (or bovine)
when you eat
THE
WHOLE
BOX!

Not That I Heart Clowns....

Meatpacking District, 5/3/10

Sunday, 2 May 2010