Pig In Boots

You're a 6-week-old pig on sausage farm in Thirsk, England who suffers from mysophobia. Mysophobia is a fear of dirt. You won't touch mud. Hate it. Won't wallow. What do you do?? How do you avoid being a cocktail wiener instead of a full grown kielbasa?

You get a clever 12-year old on your side who knows the power of footwear!!

And suddenly, with two tiny pairs of Wellington boots- you are a SpokesPig. A Mascot (sure, for a charity that raises money for farmers. A bit ironic but even Heidi Klum was catalog once)! A family pet and no longer breakfast! It's like a fairy tale. Congratulations, Cinders. Do you need an agent? Cause next week on Tyra... "Shoes CAN Change Your Life"

You Go Cinders! Your Boots were made for Wallowing!