Wednesday 3 December 2008

Nine-Points of Ass Whoopin'!!

SEDALIA, Mo. (Dec. 2) – A hunter* bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him,
but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.
The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what
the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell."
"I felt his front legs go over my face," Goodman said.
The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.
Soon, Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood.
So he reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises
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(*the hunter in the pic is NOT the hunter in the story! That guy is stupid. The hunter in the pic is my Dad. He is neither stupid nor a hunter that assumes a deer is dead.
Cause you know what they say about when you assumer...
U get your ASS kicked by a MEan, pissed off deer!!)

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