Wednesday, 27 February 2008

Dear Chris March,


I am soooo sorry you got the boot in the final hour of the Project Runway! My new girlfriend, Heidi Klum, wants you to make all of Bella's costumes for her! I want you to, too!! Tim would totally think that the smell in my monkey house is better than the one in your human hair covered one so come on over!! Bella says yes to safety pins and to you! You should have smothered Rami with your man boobs and then draped him for effect!


love, jenn

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU BITCH!!!

SOME OF US DIDNT WATCH THE DAMN EPISODE YET!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTHING LIKE A SPOLIER ALERT!!!!

OOOOH MAD!!!!!!! (in the ANNIE voice)

love, jenn said...

I was so upset, so distraught... I wasn't thinking!! Damn me to hell and back! I am knee deep in my apologies! (and I forget that people actually read this! You know- besides my Mom) Sorry, sorry, sorry!! And um, I was totally kidding! That Asian one comes back and kills them all like a ninja so.... CRAP!! I did it again!