If ever I got another* pet of a reptilian nature.... You, Sir, are first on my list!
*Historically, I have housed newts, crayfish, snakes, turtles, chameleons (and their squirmy, hop-py meals), hermit crabs, fish... honestly, if it was cold and un-cuddly- I wanted it.... which perhaps is why the Brit worked so well for me! Ba dum bump! Try the veal, I'm here all week!