Saturday, 27 February 2010

Intentionally NOT Going To My Ass?

Intentional Chocolate is a new line of chocolates "embedded with focused good intention" by meditators to improve stuff. What?? I just meditated with a Dove Bar.
Oh, yeah, that's better.

Pure Hawaiian chocolate infused with the spiritual energy of experienced meditators personally trained with the Dalai Lama. Call it a thought, a prayer, or a blessing, intention is the expression of purpose and the direction of source energy within all of us. Scientific testing has demonstrated that consumption of Intentional Chocolate has a positive effect on mood, energy, and overall sense of well-being.
Pure chocolate love makes a meaningful -- and much appreciated -- gift.

-100% pure Hawaiian Vintage chocolate.
-Infused with the spiritual energy of experienced meditators personally trained with
the Dalai Lama.
-Academic study found Intentional Chocolate increased vigor, energy by 67%.

I would order some, in the name of science (of course) but that shit is expensive!
I hope the Dalai Lama is getting a cut of this!

2 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

I personally believe the Dalai Lama has visited this Blog.

The chocolate is unnecessary.

The BFG apartment is filled with positive spiritual energy, beaming out across the Blogosphere!
I can feel it!!

love, jenn said...

Can't you just picture it... me & the Lama, matching robes, having a cocktail and blessing some chocolate? :)

Awwww, yeah!